What can I say about Fred?

What can I say about Fred? (bagalutenGregor 05/18/2011)

Who is Fred?

Fred is a little white Elephant who lives in my mind.
Fred is the dark corner, I can myself hide.
Fred is a good friend, he gets a big place in my heart.
Fred is getting the hurts, if I would fart.
Fred is my protection shield, if I should be shame.
Fred is my hero, I’m so lame.